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Post by Buddyg forum founder on Jan 29, 2014 10:04:38 GMT -5
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in the elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, "would you please press one". So I did. I don't remember much after that.
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Post by granmaestro on Feb 1, 2014 21:36:02 GMT -5
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink and were watching the six o'clock news on television. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.
The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"
Anyway, sure enough, the man jumped The blonde gave the redhead $50.
The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend."
The blonde said, "No, a bet's a bet."
So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on TV on the five o'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde says, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
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Post by Buddyg forum founder on Feb 3, 2014 16:21:06 GMT -5
This one is so true, sad to say!
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
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Post by Buddyg forum founder on Feb 7, 2014 17:21:49 GMT -5
What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common?
They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.
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